An Inflated Ambition


  THE President of a great Corporation went into a dry-goods shop and 
saw a placard which read:

  "If You Don't See What You Want, Ask For It."

  Approaching the shopkeeper, who had been narrowly observing him as 
he read the placard, he was about to speak, when the shopkeeper 
called to a salesman:

  "John, show this gentleman the world."